You're a mean one, Mr. Dick.

I seriously don't get it, why girls think it's a good idea to have a baby with a boy to keep him around. Seriously who the fuck wants to have babies to keep around a man? I'm sorry correction, a boy. Anyone who has to restore to having babies to keep a relationship going is probably not dating a real man. otherwise it wouldn't be an option.

I mean what do boys do when they're new fathers?
They don't help.
They think that the idiotic things they do to said child is OK, and don't worry about cleaning up shitty diapers or preventing diaper rash.

Do you seriously want to do the cooking and cleaning plus take care of a small child and probably have to hold at least a part time job? Because everything is all about equality. Bullshit. I never voted for it, I never threw my bra in fired to show "equality" Please give me an apron and frying pan and a million little brats hanging off me 24 hours a day. It's easier than working and doing it.

And I know, I've heard the argument. "stay at home mothers have it tough too." You know what? Fuck you. Seriously, you stay home all day and the hubby's out working and you still have the audacity to say " I need help?" Try going to college , holding a full time job and raising a baby, then bitch and moan because your husbands won't take the fucking trash out.

Teenage girls are fucking morons. We all know this. Seeing a 15 yr old with a tube top on in fifteen degree weather, because it was on "jersey shore" is proof enough. I'm sorry anyone who watches that should just jump off a building preferably high enough so when you reach the concrete a load cartoon like SPLAT sound rings from your obviously mangled body. :]

My entire life I was a wild child. I wanted to do so much in so little time. I'm always changing my mind, I'm completely impulsive. I've always liked change, never having the same appearance. Piercings and tattoos are a serious hobby of mine, I've been poked with a medal needle so many times, I should be a pin cushion.



 I was 18 when my doctor told me I couldn't have children. She told me I shouldn't even try, that even if I did get pregnant I'd never come to term. I was miserable thinking I'd never be a mother. Although after a while I didn't even think about it anymore.

I got pregnant when I was 19. I still remember how it happened,  my boyfriend and I were putting up a bed. A stupid ugly futon bed made of the thinnest metal I've ever seen. That morning I woke up from a dream and had a weird feeling, I hadn't missed any periods, I wasn't throwing up. I woke up out of deep sleep work up my boyfriend and told him to get a test.

We went to Walmart got that shitty, shitty bed and a test.
I took 2, that positive sign came up so fast I had to keep taking tests until I believed it.

I cried for a long time after that.
It was like that test was something I never thought I'd see.

First post is awkwardly being done from my cell phone while in bed watching the colbert report.